Halloween Jokes for Kids
We are officially in Halloween month! In need of some good, clean Halloween humor? Here are some spooky and oh-so funny Halloween jokes for kids:
What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!
What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A human bean.
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line!
Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don’t spook until you are spoken to.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
DayScare centers
What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
What’s a ghost’s favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat!
What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?
A squashed pumpkin pie.
What do you call a little monsters parents?
Mummy and Deady.
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetite.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream!
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo…
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer!
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends…
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets
Why did the ghost pick his nose?
Because he had boogers.
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween…
Here’s more Halloween fun for kids:
Free Printable Halloween Coloring Pages & Activity Sheets
Recycled Tide Pod Container Pumpkin Craft for Kids
Free Printable Halloween Goodie Bags
Emoji Halloween Paper Plate Crafts
Printable Halloween Lunch Box Notes
Jack and Sally Halloween Craft
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Love these jokes! I am sure not a kid—I am a grandmother–LOVED THEM
I am sure not a child. I am a grandmother. I loved all the jokes! Thanks