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Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

There is nothing better than sharing a giggle with your children. Here are some funny G-rated Valentine's Day jokes for kids, collected from around the web.

There is nothing better than sharing a giggle with your children. Here are some funny G-rated Valentine’s Day jokes for kids, collected from around the web.

Here are some fun G-rated Valentine's Day jokes for kids, collected from around the web.

Oh-So Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I love ewe!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
hogs and kisses

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I love you a whole watt!

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!

I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.
Really?
Yeah, you make me sick!

What did one monster say to another?
Be my valenslime!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they are very scent-imental.

What did one pickle say to the other?
You mean a great dill to me.

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!

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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you.

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl?
Owl be yours!

What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend.

What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
You get all buttered up!

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