Celebrate spring and the warmer weather with some garden giggles. There is nothing sweeter than the laughter of a child. Enjoy some good belly laughs and make activities like gardening and playing outdoors even more fun for kids with these cute and oh-so hilarious spring jokes for kids!
Springtime Jokes for Kids
Spring is in the air! This list of jokes, puns, riddles, and knock knock jokes is full of clean, silly fun that will keep kids laughing all spring long. Making our kids laugh creates memories and enables us to connect more easily. Spend a few minutes during breakfast or ad dinner sharing these jokes. Another fun idea, is writing out one of these jokes as a backpack or lunchbox note.
Garden Jokes for Kids
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna hear some garden jokes?
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.
What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants!
What did the dirt in the garden say during heavy rain?
If this keeps up I’ll be MUD!
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience!
Flower Jokes for Kids
What did the flower say to the flower beside him?
Move over bud!
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it!
What flowers grow on faces?
Tulips (Two-lips)!
What did the big flower say to the little one?
You’re really growing, bud!
What do you get when you plant kisses?
Tulips!
Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
What is a frogs favorite flower?
A Croak-us!
Tree and Plant Jokes for Kids
What type of tree can grow flowers?
A Palm tree!
How do trees get onto the internet?
Easy, they just LOG on!
Why don’t trees like any riddles?
Probably because they can quickly get very stumped.
What did the small palm tree say when its big brother was teasing it?
It said, “leaf me alone.”
What do trees wear to all pool parties?
They wear swimming trunks.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
Why are trees the worst frenemies?
They are pretty good at throwing shade.
What is a tree’s favorite dinosaur?
It’s the Tree-rex.
Critters & Bug Jokes for Kids
What is a worms favorite band?
The Beetles!
What did the bird say to the worm?
I’ll catch you later!
Why was the bee mad?
You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where IN earth have you been?
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inch worm!
What do you call two young married spiders?
Newly webs.
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
It needed tweetment!
What sort of cakes do birds prefer?
chocolate chirp
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
Spring Jokes for Kids
What’s Irish and comes out in spring?
Paddy O’ Furniture
What month of the year is the shortest?
May (only 3 letters)
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers!
What season is it best to go on a trampoline?
Spring time
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Name a bow that can’t be tied.
A rainbow.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day March!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas!
Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really “rake” in the cash!
Know any other spring jokes for kids? Please share in a comment below!
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