Celebrate spring and the warmer weather with some garden giggles. There is nothing sweeter than the laughter of a child. Enjoy some good belly laughs and make activities like gardening and playing outdoors even more fun for kids with these cute jokes for kids!
Springtime Jokes for Kids
What type of tree can grow flowers?
A Palm tree!
Honeydew you wanna hear some garden jokes?
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
What is a worms favorite band?
What did the bird say to the worm?
I’ll catch you later!
Lettuce in and you’ll find out.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
What did the flower say to the flower beside him?
Move over bud!
What is a frogs favorite flower?
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inch worm!
What’s Irish and comes out in spring?
What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.
What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants!
What do you call two young married spiders?
What did the dirt in the garden say during heavy rain?
If this keeps up I’ll be MUD!
How do trees get onto the internet?
Easy, they just LOG on!
What sort of cakes do birds prefer?
What month of the year is the shortest?
May (only 3 letters)
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers!
What season is it best to go on a trampoline?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Know any other spring jokes for kids? Please share in a comment below!
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