Celebrate spring and the warmer weather with some garden giggles. There is nothing sweeter than the laughter of a child. Enjoy some good belly laughs and make activities like gardening and playing outdoors even more fun for kids with these cute and oh-so hilarious jokes for kids!
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Springtime Jokes for Kids
What type of tree can grow flowers?
A Palm tree!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna hear some garden jokes?
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
What is a worms favorite band?
The Beattles!
What did the bird say to the worm?
I’ll catch you later!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
What did the flower say to the flower beside him?
Move over bud!
What is a frogs favorite flower?
A Croak-us!
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inch worm!
What’s Irish and comes out in spring?
Paddy O’ Furniture
What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.
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What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants!
What do you call two young married spiders?
Newly webs.
What did the dirt in the garden say during heavy rain?
If this keeps up I’ll be MUD!
How do trees get onto the internet?
Easy, they just LOG on!
What sort of cakes do birds prefer?
chocolate chirp
What month of the year is the shortest?
May (only 3 letters)
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers!
What season is it best to go on a trampoline?
Spring time
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
Know any other spring jokes for kids? Please share in a comment below!
You might also enjoy these springtime activities:
Spring Scavenger Hunt Printable
Step by Step Upcycled Seed Starting Project for Kids
Make a Cute Ladybug Craft Using Upcycled K-Cups
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Hello, I love ur garden jokes for the kids. I have 2 try that on my 2 girls. lol Thanks so much.
My son is cracking up as I’m reading them to him, he loves jokes!! Thanks!
Awesome! So glad he likes them!
Nice garden jokes for kids!!
Hahaha, good laugh for the day!
I am going to try these out tomrrow!
I love these! It’s great to have fun clean jokes!!
I’m going to try these with my four year old grandson and see if he gets it
My kids loved these!!!