Garden Giggles: Jokes for Kids

Enjoy some garden giggles and make gardening even more fun for kids with these cute jokes!

What type of tree can grow flowers?
A Palm tree!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna hear some garden jokes?

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.

What is a worms favorite band?
The Beattles!

What did the bird say to the worm?
I’ll catch you later!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out.

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!

What did the flower say to the flower beside him?
Move over bud!

What is a frogs favorite flower?
A Croak-us!

Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inch worm!

What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.

What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose.

What do you call two young married spiders?
Newly webs.

What did the dirt in the garden say during heavy rain?
If this keeps up I’ll be MUD!

How do trees get onto the internet?
Easy, they just LOG on!

What sort of cakes do birds prefer?
chocolate chirp