St Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids

These St Patrick’s Day jokes for kids are sure to ignite a few giggles!

First, here’s a little St Patrick’s Day history to share with your little ones.

St. Patrick’s Day began as a religious holiday to honor St. Patrick, who brought Christianity to Ireland in the fifth century.

St. Patrick’s Day is observed on March 17 because that is the feast day of St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland.

In Ireland on St. Patrick’s Day, people traditionally wear a small bunch of shamrocks on their jackets or caps.

St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids

Why do frogs like St Patrick’s Day?
Because they are always wearing green!

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
When it’s a French fry!

What do you get when you cross a pillow case with a stone?
A sham-rock!

What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck!

What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Patty O’furniture.

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A jolly green giant!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!