I think we all have these dreams of the perfect holiday gathering. One with a table that looks like it was decorated by Martha Stewart, a feast that rivals that of Wolfgang Puck, and well dressed, perfectly behaved loved ones sitting at the dinner table. Although you’ve just spent an entire day slaving in the kitchen, you somehow still look like you’ve just walked off the cover of Vogue magazine. Sadly, this fantasy is not reality. Not at my house anyways. But that’s okay, because I know I am not alone in this. After reading some of the hilarious stories on NickMom.com, I realized that holiday mishaps are common place, and don’t just happen in my home.
What Thanksgiving is Really Like at My House
There was that year when I roasted the turkey with a bag of giblets still lodged inside. Needless to say, we had a meatless Thanksgiving dinner.
Then there was a turkey that stayed in the oven a little too long, and slightly resembled shoe leather. We did have turkey that year, but only the few bites we were able to choke down.
One Thanksgiving I pulled out my best china, and had the table set for a grand feast. By the time dinner was almost ready, and the kitchen was piled high with dirty pots and pans, I grabbed the paper plates out of the cupboard and put the china away. We’ve used paper plates almost every year since, but I do buy the ‘fancy’ paper plates.
Thanksgiving dinner is a little more formal, but this is what a typical family meal looks like.
That dream of looking like I stepped off the page of Vogue magazine is more like a fantasy. The truth is that by the time I sit down at the dinner table, I stink of sweat and have gravy smeared down the front of my blouse.
All politeness goes out the window, when dinner is ready. Before I even have a chance to set out all the platters and bowls, there is a line of hungry beasts pushing and clawing to get to the front of the line.
Having adult dinner conversation is about a joke. We usually talk about what Justin Bieber has been up to lately. There’s just no getting around it with twelve and fifteen year old Beliebers in the family.
When I try to get some nice holiday pictures, all I get is MONSTER FACES. Every holiday. Every picture.
Okay, so I know you can relate to some of this. Surely, I am not the only one with failed Thanksgiving dreams. Sometimes you just have to laugh about something to make it okay. All humor aside, what I am thankful for on Thanksgiving and every day of the year, is the time I have with my beloved family and friends. When all is said and done, we’ve had a great holiday. It’s always a fun party for us!
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carla bonesteel says
My Grandma sat in her recliner, and gave orders all night. It was awful. Everyone was MAD by the time we ate…but the food was great, and thank God for alcohol! LOL
Summer Davis says
SO don’t hate me, but our Thanksgiving was totally like that this year, but only because my stepmom is some sort of angel goddess with decorating, and I was there to help her cook and relieve some of the stress. Otherwise, Thanksgiving is NEVER picture-perfect for us. The day before Thanksgiving, however; not so cute. My youngest fell off of one of the insanely high beds at my dad’s house and clocked his head on the door just as we were crawling in for bed. So much for sleep that night. We had to go to the ER where my poor bambino needed stitches for his head wound, then he was up all night screaming in pain because mom forgot to buy Motrin for after the numbing agent wore off. #momoftheyear #client
Sandy Cain says
Well, as long as you are celebrating with family, and have things to be thankful for, your Thanksgiving dinner is not a failure! I’ve had wonderful Thanksgiving and even Christmas dinners that were from Pizza Hut or the local Chinese take-out place. We don’t all live in the pages of Martha Stewart Living or on a Pinterest board.