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Big List of Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids

Big List of Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids

In need of some good, clean Halloween humor? Here are some spooky and oh-so funny Halloween jokes for kids:

Halloween Humor - Spooky Jokes for Kids

Halloween Jokes for Kids

We are officially in Halloween month! In need of some good, clean Halloween humor? Here are some spooky and oh-so funny Halloween jokes for kids:

What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!

What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A human bean.

Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line!

Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.

What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don’t spook until you are spoken to.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
DayScare centers

What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.

What’s a ghost’s favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat!

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?
A squashed pumpkin pie.

What do you call a little monsters parents?
Mummy and Deady.

Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!

What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetite.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream!

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.

What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo…

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer!

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends…

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets

Why did the ghost pick his nose?
Because he had boogers.

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween…

Here’s more Halloween fun for kids:

Free Printable Halloween Coloring Pages & Activity Sheets

Free Printable Halloween Coloring Pages

Halloween Poems for Kids

Halloween Poems for Kids

See Also

Recycled Tide Pod Container Pumpkin Craft for Kids

pumpkin craft for kids

DIY Pumpkin Patch Game

This DIY pumpkin patch floor game is easy to assemble and will keep your kids busy for hours. It's loads of fun!

Free Printable Halloween Goodie Bags

Free Printable Halloween Goodie Bags

Emoji Halloween Paper Plate Crafts

Emoji Halloween Paper Plate Crafts

Printable Halloween Lunch Box Notes

Halloween Lunch Box Notes Printable

Jack and Sally Halloween Craft

Create a simple Jack and Sally craft. Perfect for a Halloween craft

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Halloween Jokes for Kids

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